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These little jems just keep showing up, so I'd like to share.

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This, from The Buffalo News,

Police: Drunk Pa. man tried to revive dead opossum
The Associated Press
Updated: March 27, 2010, 6:52 am
Published: March 26, 2010, 2:29 pm

Police say they charged a Pennsylvania man with public drunkenness after he was seen trying to resuscitate a long-dead opossum along a highway. State police Trooper Jamie Levier says several witnesses saw 55-year-old Donald Wolfe, of Brookville, near the animal Thursday along Route 36 in Oliver Township, about 65 miles northeast of Pittsburgh.

The trooper says one person saw Wolfe kneeling before the animal and gesturing as though he were conducting a seance. He says another saw Wolfe attempting to give mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.

Levier says the animal already had been dead a while.

The Associated Press could not locate a home telephone number for Wolfe.
Coming soon, to an automat in your area...

Amazing that the guy got off with public drunkenness. Blatanly obvious that there were something besides the old yeast germs playing that charade.
A wide range of responses cross my mind, but I think I'll leave this one "On the road".

Maybe they should try for "smaller" game?

Maybe they should have left that ivory handled whittler at home
I hate when that happens.

Monkey see, monkey do...

How did you get those peach pit monkeys to do that?

 

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Jan Carter said:

Maybe they should have left that ivory handled whittler at home
They got a snoot full of Moon, er, um, "Monkey"shine.

Jan Carter said:
How did you get those peach pit monkeys to do that?
you must have soaked them good, they look like thier having a good time

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