There are those who keep telling me that my knife hobby is out of control.

Especially with Swiss Army Knives!

And that I am spending money like a drunken sailor on shore leave.

They don't understand. They don't hear the voices! They have never met...

Dog Buddha!

The Dog Buddha speaks to me late at night. He orders me to buy Swiss Army Knives.

I am helpless! Powerless over the Dog Buddha! It's not my fault!

You understand. Don't you? Well, don't you!

Please tell me you understand.