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FeaturedPermalink Reply by Craig Henry on November 15, 2011 at 23:31

Stephen, a day without laughing is like a day without air!

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Permalink Reply by J.J. Smith III on November 16, 2011 at 0:13

Reply by Jan Carter  4 hours ago

"The hydrolic "thingy" that splits the firewood. "

 

Jan, this must be redneck WOMAN computer terms.   Guys dont use the word "thingy" to discribe an object.

 

DooDad, Thingamabob, Whatchamacallit even Doohicky, but NEVER "Thingy".

 

Just sayin' is all.

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Permalink Reply by J.J. Smith III on November 16, 2011 at 0:56

I see that cute little animal pics are in vogue...

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Permalink Reply by J.J. Smith III on November 16, 2011 at 11:45

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FeaturedPermalink Reply by Craig Henry on November 16, 2011 at 16:35

A picture of ME, showing my general  attitute after becoming an official old fart!

J.J. Smith III said:

I see that cute little animal pics are in vogue...

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Permalink Reply by J.J. Smith III on November 16, 2011 at 17:35

Give a Moose a beer and you never know what will happen. 

  

Must be Moosehead Beer !!!!!!

 

This actually happened with some guys from Maine.

 

They dressed the truck up with a guy dummy spread-eagled on the roof of the truck.

 

The driver and passenger put on Moose Heads.

 

Down the Maine Toll interstate they went, causing about 16 accidents.

 

Then they went to jail.


Scroll down....

 

Now that funny right there !!! All except for the car crashes and the going to jail part.

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Permalink Reply by Jan Carter on November 16, 2011 at 20:41

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FeaturedPermalink Reply by Craig Henry on November 17, 2011 at 1:19

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity;

 

1.. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars.... See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice!
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks . Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
5. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write ' For Marijuana.
6. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.
7. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
8. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.
9. Sing Along At The Opera.
10. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.
11. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'
12. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'
13. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

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Permalink Reply by J.J. Smith III on November 17, 2011 at 8:18

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Permalink Reply by Jan Carter on November 17, 2011 at 18:17

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Permalink Reply by Billy Oneale on November 17, 2011 at 21:15

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FeaturedPermalink Reply by Craig Henry on November 18, 2011 at 0:18

A new Kroger grocery store opened. It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the distant sound of thunder and the smell of fresh rain.

When you pass the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and you experience the scent of fresh cut hay.

In the meat department there is the aroma of charcoal grilled steaks and brauts.

In the liquor department, the fresh, clean, crisp smell of tapped Miller Lite.

When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.

The bread department features the tantalizing smell of fresh baked bread & cookies.

I don't buy toilet paper there anymore.

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