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Permalink Reply by Jan Carter on January 16, 2012 at 21:18

ROFL Stephen

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Permalink Reply by J.J. Smith III on January 18, 2012 at 8:31

FIVE RULES TO REMEMBER IN LIFE

 

1. Money can not buy happiness, but it’s more comfortable to cry in a 
Corvette than on a bicycle.

2. Forgive your enemy, but remember his name.

3. If you help someone when they're in trouble, they will remember you 
when they're in trouble again.

4. Many people are alive only because it’s illegal to shoot them.

5. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then neither does milk.

THERE YOU HAVE IT.

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Permalink Reply by J.J. Smith III on January 19, 2012 at 7:44

I became confused   when I heard the word "Service" used with these agencies:

Internal  Revenue 'Service' U.S. Postal 'Service' Telephone 'Service' Cable  TV 'Service' Civil 'Service' State, City, County & Public 'Service' Customer 'Service'

This is not what I  thought 'Service' meant.

But today, I  overheard two farmers talking, and one of them said he had hired a bull to 'Service' a few cows. BAM!!! It all came into focus. Now I understand what all those agencies are doing to us.

I would hope that  you are now just as enlightened as I  am.

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Permalink Reply by Jan Carter on January 19, 2012 at 19:04

ROFL

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Permalink Reply by Billy Oneale on January 19, 2012 at 19:52

I am very enlightened now.

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Permalink Reply by Billy Oneale on January 19, 2012 at 22:17

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Permalink Reply by J.J. Smith III on January 19, 2012 at 22:34

Customer Service - 01

 

Samsung Electronics
Caller:        'Can you give me the telephone number for Jack?'
Operator:   'I'm sorry, sir, I don't understand who you are talking about.'
Caller:        'On page 1, section 5, of the user guide it clearly states that I 
                Need to unplug the fax machine from the AC wall socket and  
                 Telephone Jack before cleaning. Now, can you give me the
                 Number for Jack?'
Operator:     'I think it means the telephone plug on the wall.'

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Permalink Reply by Jan Carter on January 20, 2012 at 19:09

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Permalink Reply by Billy Oneale on January 20, 2012 at 22:16

This is for all you gentlemen to remember since Valentines Day is approaching fast.

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Permalink Reply by Jan Carter on January 22, 2012 at 10:05

Now thats funny I dont care who you are. (Think I will go have a glass of wine) LOL

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Permalink Reply by Jan Carter on January 22, 2012 at 10:13

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Permalink Reply by stephen tungate on January 22, 2012 at 10:21

i think the shopping cart is a little bigger : }

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