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I'll stay away from the meat, thank you very much. How 'bout you serve grits?
We got grits...

What Is Grits?

Nobody knows. Some folks believe grits are grown on bushes and are harvested by midgets by shaking the bushes after spreading sheets around them.
Many people feel that grits are made from ground up bits of white corn. These are obviously lies spread by Communists and terrorists.
Nothing as good as a Grits can be made from corn.

The most recent research suggests that the mysterious Manna that God rained down upon the Israelites during their time in the Sinai Desert was most likely Grits.

Critics disagree, stating that there is no record of biscuits, butter, salt, and red eye gravy raining down from the sky, and that God would not punish his people by forcing them to eat Grits without these key ingredients.
Old Luke came in for the Friday Special...

He said that he had some "concerns" about that "King" fella...
First off he aint no Elvis or Richard Petty, (Now he's the KING.).
He saw that Scott was trying to pawn off his kids and his wifes car, on the bulletin board.
(Now that just ain't right.)
He's playin the heart-strings of 2 of the waitresses, here at the diner,
(That ain't right either.).
I told him that he should go over to the General Store and talk to Scott about this. He said that he wanted to stay at the diner because he had a front row seat for the "cat fight".

Told y'all that Luke likes to talk "cash junk".
yeah boy....things always "read" worse than they really are.
LOL..."Many people feel that grits are made from ground up bits of white corn. These are obviously lies spread by Communists and terrorists." :)
Someone keeps taking my "Daily Specials" sign down.

"It's not just for breakfast anymore."...

Nice place you got here. You don't happen to have a waitress named Juanita here, do you ?
If you'll deep fry the squirrel. Do you offer thre sides with that meat? HOG

Dinners come with one side and bread.
Extra sides are available, what's on your mind?
Its always a meat and three ...corn bread or fried dough, potato prefer hush puppies and corn or corn...mmm...mmm.HOG
Do you realize how hard it is to find good roadkill vegetables ?


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