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Life is too short.

I thought I would start a discussion on something not related to knives, or maybe you have something related to knives to share that might generate a smile or give someone a good laugh. We all need to see the humor in life once in a while. I get some pretty funny e-mails sent to me once in a while. The snip thing in windows 7 make it easy to copy all most anything you want. I don't know if this is the right place to do this or not, but here it is anyway. Please feel free to add something to this discussion you might find funny. You may just make some one giggle or smile.

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FeaturedPermalink Reply by Craig Henry on November 10, 2011 at 17:19

The following was developed as a mental age assessment by the School
of Psychiatry at Harvard University .

Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a
mistake.

1. This is this cat.
2. This is is cat.
3. This is how cat.
4. This is to cat.
5. This is keep cat.
6. This is an cat.
7. This is old cat.
8. This is fart cat.
9. This is busy cat.
10. This is for cat.
11. This is forty cat.
12. This is seconds cat.

Now go back and read the third word in each line from the top down.

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Permalink Reply by Billy Oneale on November 10, 2011 at 19:04

I don't consider myself over the hill just yet, but it kept me busy for forty seconds. Maybe the orainitang above could could have kept busy for seconds and forgot about the rain.

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Permalink Reply by Billy Oneale on November 10, 2011 at 19:07

Well it's almost here and this is what I think about it.

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Permalink Reply by J.J. Smith III on November 10, 2011 at 23:17

Looks like she had trouble with the test.

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FeaturedPermalink Reply by Craig Henry on November 11, 2011 at 1:12

"All you need to start an asylum is an empty room and the right kind of people"

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Permalink Reply by Billy Oneale on November 11, 2011 at 12:53

That could be the woman I married at certain times, like when I buy too many knives.

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Permalink Reply by stephen tungate on November 11, 2011 at 13:29

thats why you put your knives in a safe.because your hobby could kill you someday........

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Permalink Reply by J.J. Smith III on November 11, 2011 at 15:47

Us old-timers are starting an "Occupy iKC" group.

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FeaturedPermalink Reply by Craig Henry on November 12, 2011 at 0:11

Some Thoughts.......

Birds of a feather flock together . . . .and then they poop on your car.

A penny saved is a government oversight.

The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends.

The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.

He who hesitates is probably right.

Did you ever notice: The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are XL.(Extra large)

If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.

The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble..

Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words 'The' and 'IRS' together it spells 'THEIRS...'

Aging: Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.

Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want people to know 'why' I look this way. I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved.

When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to your youth, think of Algebra.

You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks.

One of the many things no one tells you about aging is that it is such a nice change from being young. Ah, being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable.

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Permalink Reply by Jan Carter on November 12, 2011 at 19:07

An elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He finally went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%.

The elderly gentleman returned to the doctor a month later for a re-check.

The doctor said, “Your hearing is perfect. Your family must be really pleased that you can hear again.”

To which the gentleman said, “Oh, I haven’t told my family yet. I just sit around and listen to the conversations. I’ve changed my will three times!”

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FeaturedPermalink Reply by Craig Henry on November 13, 2011 at 1:29

A guy is 76 years young and loves to fish.

He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.'

He looked around and couldn't see anyone.

He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.'

He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.

The man said, 'Are you talking to me?'

The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.'

Pick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'

The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it up carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.

The frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.'

He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said, 'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'