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Life is too short.

I thought I would start a discussion on something not related to knives, or maybe you have something related to knives to share that might generate a smile or give someone a good laugh. We all need to see the humor in life once in a while. I get some pretty funny e-mails sent to me once in a while. The snip thing in windows 7 make it easy to copy all most anything you want. I don't know if this is the right place to do this or not, but here it is anyway. Please feel free to add something to this discussion you might find funny. You may just make some one giggle or smile.

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Permalink Reply by Jan Carter on September 13, 2012 at 6:06

LOL

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2021 CalendarPermalink Reply by J.J. Smith III on September 13, 2012 at 9:23

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FeaturedPermalink Reply by Craig Henry on September 13, 2012 at 14:19

LOL!!!

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Permalink Reply by Billy Oneale on September 13, 2012 at 22:07

LOL!

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Permalink Reply by Billy Oneale on September 13, 2012 at 22:08

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2021 CalendarPermalink Reply by J.J. Smith III on September 13, 2012 at 22:36

Yep.

There are more than a few people that are still on this side of the grass, TODAY, simply because thare are laws against beating the stuffing out of them.

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FeaturedPermalink Reply by Craig Henry on September 14, 2012 at 0:10

LOL!

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Permalink Reply by Jan Carter on September 14, 2012 at 5:27

LOL!!!

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2021 CalendarPermalink Reply by J.J. Smith III on September 14, 2012 at 8:10

Teacher: If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many will you have?

Johnny: Seven, Sir.

Teacher: No, listen carefully...
If I gave you 2 cats, and another 2 cats and another 2, how many will you have?

Johnny: Seven, Sir.

Teacher: Let me put it to you differently.

If I gave you 2 apples, and another 2 apples and another 2, how many would you have?

Johnny: Six.

Teacher: Good. Now if I gave you 2 cats, and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?

Johnny: Seven!!! SIR!

A very angry Teacher: Where in the hell do you get seven from?!?!?

A very angry Johnny: Because,.... I've already got a stinkin' cat!!!

You gotta love him!

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2021 CalendarPermalink Reply by J.J. Smith III on September 14, 2012 at 18:42

On a lighter note…..

A man in rural Wisconsin woke up one morning to find a bear on his roof. Not exactly sure what to do, he takes a look in the Yellow Pages, and sure enough, there's an ad for "Up North Bear Removers". He calls the number and the bear remover says he'll be over in 30 minutes. The bear remover arrives and gets out of his van. He's got a ladder, a baseball bat, a 12 gauge shotgun and a mean ole pit bull dog.

"What are you going to do?" the homeowner asks.

"I'm going to put this ladder up against the roof, and then I'm going to go up there and knock the bear off the roof with this baseball bat. When the bear falls off the roof, the pit bull is trained to grab his testicles and not let go. The bear will then be subdued enough for me to put him in the cage in the back of the van."

He then hands the shotgun to the homeowner.

"What's the shotgun for?" asks the homeowner.

"If the bear knocks me off the roof, shoot the dog."