!!News Flash!! 10/10/13

The Storm that has moved into California has brought along with it a condition most Californians were not prepared for...Temperatures below 72 degrees have caught most residents with their "pants down" or a lack of pants at all. 

Yes, the state may be on the precipice of a shortage of long pants and long sleeve shirts. The state Governor could not be reached for comment as he is preoccupied with shoring up votes from his base of strength The city of Oakland's Employment Development Department Office. 

California citizens must be calm in this time of struggle, surely the Federal government will order the National Guard to protect the stock of Slacks, Chinos and dungarees from looters, should a riot take place. We can only hope they go back to before that happens.

 HA!!