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Life is too short.

I thought I would start a discussion on something not related to knives, or maybe you have something related to knives to share that might generate a smile or give someone a good laugh. We all need to see the humor in life once in a while. I get some pretty funny e-mails sent to me once in a while. The snip thing in windows 7 make it easy to copy all most anything you want. I don't know if this is the right place to do this or not, but here it is anyway. Please feel free to add something to this discussion you might find funny. You may just make some one giggle or smile.

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Permalink Reply by Jan Carter on March 17, 2013 at 20:25

lol

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Permalink Reply by Steve Hanner on March 17, 2013 at 20:27

ha! Good Charles..a Blonde hunting story...

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FeaturedPermalink Reply by Charles Sample on March 17, 2013 at 22:44

Fred's wife wanted a pine tree for a Christmas tree. She kept needling him about it. When he commented on the cost, she said, "Don't worry, yule get over it."

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FeaturedPermalink Reply by Craig Henry on March 17, 2013 at 23:56

I made a killing in the stock market. I shot my broker.

There were three kids in my family. One of each sex.

I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.

I've got all the money I'll ever need, if I die by four o'clock.

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FeaturedPermalink Reply by Charles Sample on March 18, 2013 at 0:10

Because of the economy of the past few years, there probably have been some people who would have liked to have done just that!

Craig Henry said:

I made a killing in the stock market . I shot my broker.

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Permalink Reply by J.J. Smith III on March 20, 2013 at 9:55

WALKING THE DOG Reportedly, a woman was flying from Seattle to San Francisco. Unexpectedly, The plane was diverted to Sacramento along the way.
The flight attendant explained that there would be a delay, and if the passengers wanted to get off the aircraft the plane would re-board in 50 minutes.

Everybody got off the plane except one lady, who was blind.

A man had noticed her as he walked by and could tell the lady was blind because her guide dog lay quietly underneath the seats in front of her throughout the entire flight. He could also tell she had flown this very flight before because the pilot approached her, and calling her by name, said,

"Kathy, we are in Sacramento for almost an hour. Would you like to get off and stretch your legs?"

The blind lady said, "No thanks, but maybe Buddy would like to stretch his legs."

Picture this:

All the people in the gate

area came to a complete stand still when they looked up and saw the pilot walk off the plane with a guide dog for the blind! Even worse, the pilot was wearing sunglasses!

People scattered. They not only tried to change planes, But they were trying to change airlines!

True story.....

Have a great day and remember.....

THINGS AREN'T ALWAYS AS THEY APPEAR.

A DAY WITHOUT LAUGHTER IS A DAY WASTED.

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Permalink Reply by peter force on March 20, 2013 at 11:51

thank you!

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FeaturedPermalink Reply by Charles Sample on March 20, 2013 at 12:48

A blonde was flying from New York to Paris. A couple of hours after they left New York, the pilot announced over the intercom that they had lost an engine. But he said not to worry, the plane could fly just fine on the other three. He said they would just be a couple of hours late getting into Paris. A little later the pilot announced that they had lost another engine. But the plane could still fly with just two. However they would be five hours late getting into Paris. After a while he announced they had lost a third engine. Again he said the plane could still get them to Paris with just one, but about 10 hours late. Later the pilot said, "I am sorry to announce that we have lost the last engine!" The blonde replied, "Oh great, now we will be up here forever!"