Oh man...I am so digging the reparte back and fourth - love the humor. Thanks for playing.

OK - to business...to post a knife for sale here on iKC, you'll need to go to the Forum tab on the main menu bar above, then select Knives for Sale or Trade. Or, you can follow the link I added. Once there, select +ADD at the top right corner to add your unique discussion and post your knife.

Take a look at what others have posted to get a feel of what has been done previously, then set your lure!

If/when someone responds with interst, it's best to take that discussion off the forum and engage via the private email (Inbox). To use that feature, you'll have to invite the member to be a Friend...meaning only Friends can email each other here on iKC.

Let me know if you have any questions - I'll be happy to assist where I can.

Oh....that's a good question. A match? I dunno - I think if a person who displys your attributes uses a knife that displays the same attributes - it may produce too much Mojo and send the earth into a black whole or something. At the very least it would reverse the polar ice caps and take us off our axis. But then again....  

:-D