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I thought I would start a discussion on something not related to knives, or maybe you have something related to knives to share that might generate a smile or give someone a good laugh. We all need to see the humor in life once in a while. I get some pretty funny e-mails sent to me once in a while. The snip thing in windows 7 make it easy to copy all most anything you want. I don't know if this is the right place to do this or not, but here it is anyway. Please feel free to add something to this discussion you might find funny. You may just make some one giggle or smile.

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Texting for Seniors

Teens have theirs, now seniors have their own texting codes (LOL OMG e.g.). I thought the following listing was appropriate .... after all the kids have all their little codes...like BFF, LOL, etc. So here are some codes for seniors:

 

  • ATD - At the Doctor's
  • BFF - Best Friends Funeral
  • BTW - Bring the Wheelchair
  • BYOT - Bring Your Own Teeth
  • CBM - Covered by Medicare
  • CUATSC - See You at the Senior Center
  • DWI - Driving While Incontinent
  • FWBB - Friend with Beta Blockers
  • FWIW - Forgot Where I Was
  • FYI - Found Your Insulin
  • GGPBL - Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low
  • GHA - Got Heartburn Again
  • HGBM - Had Good Bowel Movement
  • IMHO - Is My Hearing-Aid On?
  • LMDO - Laughing My Dentures Out
  • LOL - Living on Lipitor
  • LWO - Lawrence Welk's On
  • OMMR - On My Massage Recliner
  • OMSG - Oh My! Sorry, Gas
  • ROFL..CGU - Rolling on the Floor Laughing...Can't get Up!
  • TOT - Texting on Toilet
  • TTYL - Talk to You Louder
  • WAITT - Who Am I Talking To?
  • WTFA - Wet the Furniture Again
  • WTP - Where're the Prunes
  • WWNO - Walker Wheels Need Oil





Hope these help. GGLKI (Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking in!)

 

looks like we got some jokers around.....
That is very cool, Stephen. That gave me a chuckle.
It would be nice if it was that easy, Jan.
J.J. I don't know if I can remember all those short text phrases.
The Bear looks ready for Dinner.  Stephen is that a Harley type dog?
LOL! Those are good, except I'll have to write them on the back of my hand....I'll NEVER remember them! Now, what were we talking about.......

J.J. Smith III said:

Texting for Seniors

Teens have theirs, now seniors have their own texting codes (LOL OMG e.g.). I thought the following listing was appropriate .... after all the kids have all their little codes...like BFF, LOL, etc. So here are some codes for seniors:

 

  • ATD - At the Doctor's
  • BFF - Best Friends Funeral
  • BTW - Bring the Wheelchair
  • BYOT - Bring Your Own Teeth
  • CBM - Covered by Medicare
  • CUATSC - See You at the Senior Center
  • DWI - Driving While Incontinent
  • FWBB - Friend with Beta Blockers
  • FWIW - Forgot Where I Was
  • FYI - Found Your Insulin
  • GGPBL - Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low
  • GHA - Got Heartburn Again
  • HGBM - Had Good Bowel Movement
  • IMHO - Is My Hearing-Aid On?
  • LMDO - Laughing My Dentures Out
  • LOL - Living on Lipitor
  • LWO - Lawrence Welk's On
  • OMMR - On My Massage Recliner
  • OMSG - Oh My! Sorry, Gas
  • ROFL..CGU - Rolling on the Floor Laughing...Can't get Up!
  • TOT - Texting on Toilet
  • TTYL - Talk to You Louder
  • WAITT - Who Am I Talking To?
  • WTFA - Wet the Furniture Again
  • WTP - Where're the Prunes
  • WWNO - Walker Wheels Need Oil





Hope these help. GGLKI (Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking in!)

 

Saw this billboard, on the way back from an appointment.

IDK,  somehow seems a little cold blooded to me.

Eat flies, YUM! LOL!

 

I'd rather eat flies, date a pig and NOT go to Hollywood!

Dang-it,  it's raining.  There goes my internet.

Guess I'll just have to check into my "Rainy-Day knife fund" (and see if I can afford anything).

Gosh, it”s raining cats and dogs, said Fred looking out of the kitchen window. “I know,” said his mother. “I’ve just stepped in a poodle!”

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