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2021 CalendarPermalink Reply by J.J. Smith III on -
Texting for Seniors
Teens have theirs, now seniors have their own texting codes (LOL OMG e.g.). I thought the following listing was appropriate .... after all the kids have all their little codes...like BFF, LOL, etc. So here are some codes for seniors:
- ATD - At the Doctor's
- BFF - Best Friends Funeral
- BTW - Bring the Wheelchair
- BYOT - Bring Your Own Teeth
- CBM - Covered by Medicare
- CUATSC - See You at the Senior Center
- DWI - Driving While Incontinent
- FWBB - Friend with Beta Blockers
- FWIW - Forgot Where I Was
- FYI - Found Your Insulin
- GGPBL - Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low
- GHA - Got Heartburn Again
- HGBM - Had Good Bowel Movement
- IMHO - Is My Hearing-Aid On?
- LMDO - Laughing My Dentures Out
- LOL - Living on Lipitor
- LWO - Lawrence Welk's On
- OMMR - On My Massage Recliner
- OMSG - Oh My! Sorry, Gas
- ROFL..CGU - Rolling on the Floor Laughing...Can't get Up!
- TOT - Texting on Toilet
- TTYL - Talk to You Louder
- WAITT - Who Am I Talking To?
- WTFA - Wet the Furniture Again
- WTP - Where're the Prunes
- WWNO - Walker Wheels Need Oil
Hope these help. GGLKI (Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking in!)
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Permalink Reply by stephen tungate on
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looks like we got some jokers around.....
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Permalink Reply by Billy Oneale on
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That is very cool, Stephen. That gave me a chuckle.
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It would be nice if it was that easy, Jan.
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J.J. I don't know if I can remember all those short text phrases.
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The Bear looks ready for Dinner. Stephen is that a Harley type dog?
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FeaturedPermalink Reply by Craig Henry on -
LOL! Those are good, except I'll have to write them on the back of my hand....I'll NEVER remember them! Now, what were we talking about.......
J.J. Smith III said:
Texting for Seniors
Teens have theirs, now seniors have their own texting codes (LOL OMG e.g.). I thought the following listing was appropriate .... after all the kids have all their little codes...like BFF, LOL, etc. So here are some codes for seniors:
- ATD - At the Doctor's
- BFF - Best Friends Funeral
- BTW - Bring the Wheelchair
- BYOT - Bring Your Own Teeth
- CBM - Covered by Medicare
- CUATSC - See You at the Senior Center
- DWI - Driving While Incontinent
- FWBB - Friend with Beta Blockers
- FWIW - Forgot Where I Was
- FYI - Found Your Insulin
- GGPBL - Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low
- GHA - Got Heartburn Again
- HGBM - Had Good Bowel Movement
- IMHO - Is My Hearing-Aid On?
- LMDO - Laughing My Dentures Out
- LOL - Living on Lipitor
- LWO - Lawrence Welk's On
- OMMR - On My Massage Recliner
- OMSG - Oh My! Sorry, Gas
- ROFL..CGU - Rolling on the Floor Laughing...Can't get Up!
- TOT - Texting on Toilet
- TTYL - Talk to You Louder
- WAITT - Who Am I Talking To?
- WTFA - Wet the Furniture Again
- WTP - Where're the Prunes
- WWNO - Walker Wheels Need Oil
Hope these help. GGLKI (Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking in!)
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2021 CalendarPermalink Reply by J.J. Smith III on -
Saw this billboard, on the way back from an appointment.
IDK, somehow seems a little cold blooded to me.
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FeaturedPermalink Reply by Craig Henry on -
Eat flies, YUM! LOL!
I'd rather eat flies, date a pig and NOT go to Hollywood!
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2021 CalendarPermalink Reply by J.J. Smith III on -
Dang-it, it's raining. There goes my internet.
Guess I'll just have to check into my "Rainy-Day knife fund" (and see if I can afford anything).
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