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I thought I would start a discussion on something not related to knives, or maybe you have something related to knives to share that might generate a smile or give someone a good laugh. We all need to see the humor in life once in a while. I get some pretty funny e-mails sent to me once in a while. The snip thing in windows 7 make it easy to copy all most anything you want. I don't know if this is the right place to do this or not, but here it is anyway. Please feel free to add something to this discussion you might find funny. You may just make some one giggle or smile.

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Permalink Reply by J.J. Smith III on November 7, 2011 at 8:15

Texting for Seniors

Teens have theirs, now seniors have their own texting codes (LOL OMG e.g.). I thought the following listing was appropriate .... after all the kids have all their little codes...like BFF, LOL, etc. So here are some codes for seniors:

ATD - At the Doctor's
BFF - Best Friends Funeral
BTW - Bring the Wheelchair
BYOT - Bring Your Own Teeth
CBM - Covered by Medicare
CUATSC - See You at the Senior Center
DWI - Driving While Incontinent
FWBB - Friend with Beta Blockers
FWIW - Forgot Where I Was
FYI - Found Your Insulin
GGPBL - Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low
GHA - Got Heartburn Again
HGBM - Had Good Bowel Movement
IMHO - Is My Hearing-Aid On?
LMDO - Laughing My Dentures Out
LOL - Living on Lipitor
LWO - Lawrence Welk's On
OMMR - On My Massage Recliner
OMSG - Oh My! Sorry, Gas
ROFL..CGU - Rolling on the Floor Laughing...Can't get Up!
TOT - Texting on Toilet
TTYL - Talk to You Louder
WAITT - Who Am I Talking To?
WTFA - Wet the Furniture Again
WTP - Where're the Prunes
WWNO - Walker Wheels Need Oil

Hope these help. GGLKI (Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking in!)

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Permalink Reply by Jan Carter on November 7, 2011 at 11:31

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Permalink Reply by stephen tungate on November 7, 2011 at 11:53

looks like we got some jokers around.....

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Permalink Reply by Billy Oneale on November 7, 2011 at 13:27

That is very cool, Stephen. That gave me a chuckle.

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Permalink Reply by Billy Oneale on November 7, 2011 at 13:28

It would be nice if it was that easy, Jan.

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Permalink Reply by Billy Oneale on November 7, 2011 at 13:35

J.J. I don't know if I can remember all those short text phrases.

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Permalink Reply by Jan Carter on November 7, 2011 at 14:25

The Bear looks ready for Dinner. Stephen is that a Harley type dog?

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FeaturedPermalink Reply by Craig Henry on November 7, 2011 at 16:12

LOL! Those are good, except I'll have to write them on the back of my hand....I'll NEVER remember them! Now, what were we talking about.......

J.J. Smith III said:

Texting for Seniors

Teens have theirs, now seniors have their own texting codes (LOL OMG e.g.). I thought the following listing was appropriate .... after all the kids have all their little codes...like BFF, LOL, etc. So here are some codes for seniors:

ATD - At the Doctor's

BFF - Best Friends Funeral

BTW - Bring the Wheelchair

BYOT - Bring Your Own Teeth

CBM - Covered by Medicare

CUATSC - See You at the Senior Center

DWI - Driving While Incontinent

FWBB - Friend with Beta Blockers

FWIW - Forgot Where I Was

FYI - Found Your Insulin

GGPBL - Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low

GHA - Got Heartburn Again

HGBM - Had Good Bowel Movement

IMHO - Is My Hearing-Aid On?

LMDO - Laughing My Dentures Out

LOL - Living on Lipitor

LWO - Lawrence Welk's On

OMMR - On My Massage Recliner

OMSG - Oh My! Sorry, Gas

ROFL..CGU - Rolling on the Floor Laughing...Can't get Up!

TOT - Texting on Toilet

TTYL - Talk to You Louder

WAITT - Who Am I Talking To?

WTFA - Wet the Furniture Again

WTP - Where're the Prunes

WWNO - Walker Wheels Need Oil

Hope these help. GGLKI (Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking in!)