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A Little Humor- Why some men have dogs,not wives
1-The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.
2-Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.
3- Dogs like it if you leave a lot of stuff lying on the floor.
4-A dog's parents never visit.
5-Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
6-You never have to wait for a dog- They are ready to go 24 hours a day.
7-Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.
8-Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.
9-A dog will not wake you up in the middle of the night to ask, " If I died,would you get another dog?"
10-If a dog has babies,you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.
11- A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.
12-If a dog smells another dog on you,they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.
13-Dogs like to ride in the back of your truck.
14-If a dog leaves, it won't take half your stuff.
15- If you accidently locked your wife and your dog in the trunk of your car for an hour--- Guess which one is happy to see you when you open the trunk.
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Permalink Reply by Jan Carter on
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ROFL!!!!!!!!!
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Permalink Reply by John Kellogg on
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Too Good John!! I got a kick out of it.
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Permalink Reply by Michael Squier on
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even my wife thought it was funny
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Permalink Reply by Michael D. on
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This was so funny. Almost fell of the chair when I read #9!!!
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Permalink Reply by Matt Miller on
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LOL. Or you can get 'knives' instead of 'wives'.
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