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1-The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.

2-Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.

3- Dogs like it if you leave  a lot of stuff lying on the floor.

4-A dog's parents never visit.

5-Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.

6-You never have to wait for a dog- They are ready to go 24 hours a day.

7-Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.

8-Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.

9-A dog will not wake you up in the middle of the night to ask, " If I died,would you get another dog?"

10-If a dog has babies,you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.

11- A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.

12-If a dog smells another dog on you,they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.

13-Dogs like to ride in the back of your truck.

14-If a dog leaves, it won't take half your stuff.

15- If you accidently locked your wife and your dog in the trunk of your car for an hour--- Guess which one is happy to see you when you open the trunk.

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ROFL!!!!!!!!!

Too Good John!! I got a kick out of it.

even my wife thought it was funny

This was so funny. Almost fell of the chair when I read #9!!!

LOL. Or you can get 'knives' instead of 'wives'.

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