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I thought I would start a discussion on something not related to knives, or maybe you have something related to knives to share that might generate a smile or give someone a good laugh. We all need to see the humor in life once in a while. I get some pretty funny e-mails sent to me once in a while. The snip thing in windows 7 make it easy to copy all most anything you want. I don't know if this is the right place to do this or not, but here it is anyway. Please feel free to add something to this discussion you might find funny. You may just make some one giggle or smile.
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Permalink Reply by Jan Carter on
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Oh My Goodness that Cat looks pretty mad!
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Permalink Reply by J.J. Smith III on
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I think I would leave mine, but I don't have this problem yet.
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New teeth it is!
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I have on several occasions.
RicK said:We've all talked to this bloke...At Last....A Picture of Him:
Mujibar was trying to get a job in India. The Personnel Manager said, 'Mujibar, you have passed all the tests, except one. Unless you pass it, you cannot qualify for this job.'
Mujibar said, 'I am ready.'
The manager said, 'Make a sentence using the words Yellow, Pink, and Green .'
Mujibar said, 'The telephone goes green, green, And I pink it up, and say, Yellow, this is Mujibar.'
Mujibar now works at a call centre.
No doubt you have spoken to him. I know I have.
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ROFL...I talk to him on a regular basis!
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Permalink Reply by Sue OldsWidow on
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My Mother
Taught Me About...
1. My Mother taught me about
ANTICIPATION...
"Just wait until your father gets home."
2. My Mother taught me about
RECEIVING....
"You are going to get it when we get
home!"
3. My Mother taught me to MEET A CHALLENGE...
"What
were you thinking? Answer me when I talk to you! Don't talk back to
me!"
4. My Mother taught me LOGIC...
"If you fall out off
that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with
me."
5. My Mother taught me
MEDICAL SCIENCE...
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are
going to freeze that way."
6. My Mother taught me to THINK
AHEAD...
"If you don't pass your spelling test, you'll never get a
good job."
7. My Mother taught me HUMOR...
"When that lawn
mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."
8. My Mother taught me how to BECOME AN
ADULT...
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow
up."
9. My Mother taught me about GENETICS...
"You're just
like your father."
10. My Mother taught me about my
ROOTS...
"Do you think you were born in a barn?"
11. My Mother taught me about WISDOM OF
AGE...
"When you get to be my age, you will understand."
And
last but not least...
12. My Mother taught me about
JUSTICE...
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just
like you....Then you'll see what it's like!"
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Wow Sue we had the same Mom!!!
Sue OldsWidow said:My Mother
Taught Me About...
1. My Mother taught me about
ANTICIPATION...
"Just wait until your father gets home."
2. My Mother taught me about
RECEIVING....
"You are going to get it when we get
home!"
3. My Mother taught me to MEET A CHALLENGE...
"What
were you thinking? Answer me when I talk to you! Don't talk back to
me!"
4. My Mother taught me LOGIC...
"If you fall out off
that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with
me."
5. My Mother taught me
MEDICAL SCIENCE...
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are
going to freeze that way."
6. My Mother taught me to THINK
AHEAD...
"If you don't pass your spelling test, you'll never get a
good job."
7. My Mother taught me HUMOR...
"When that lawn
mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."
8. My Mother taught me how to BECOME AN
ADULT...
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow
up."
9. My Mother taught me about GENETICS...
"You're just
like your father."
10. My Mother taught me about my
ROOTS...
"Do you think you were born in a barn?"
11. My Mother taught me about WISDOM OF
AGE...
"When you get to be my age, you will understand."
And
last but not least...
12. My Mother taught me about
JUSTICE...
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just
like you....Then you'll see what it's like!"
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