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JJ,
You know, somehow I can image you whittlin' up a story like that for her ROFL!
Nope.
You know that seems about average to me. Now you get up to 7 or maybe 8 and I would say you might be overdoing it.
J.J. Smith III said:
This made me think of my oldest daughter's "boy" friend.
She said that he's scared to ride in my truck because I can reach 5 different knives from the drivers seat.
Is that too many?
LOL...certainly not too many and he should be more scared of what he cant see...LOL, what is he thinking?
Ok Steve, do the 2 in the glove box and the 2 in the tool box count as "overdoing it"?
I can't reach them from the drivers seat. LOL
LOL, never quite thought of it that way
A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, watching his wife, who was looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she'd like to have for her birthday.
'I'd like to be eight again', she replied, still looking in the mirror ..
On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of CocoPops, and then took her to Adventure World theme park.
What a day! He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Roller Coaster, everything there was.
Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake.
Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M&M's. What a fabulous adventure!
Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.
He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, 'Well Dear, what was it like being eight again?'
Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed.
'I meant my dress size, you idiot!!!!'
The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is gonna get it wrong.
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