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Permalink Reply by J.J. Smith III on December 31, 2011 at 16:11

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Permalink Reply by Billy Oneale on December 31, 2011 at 20:23

Poor bird.

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Permalink Reply by Jan Carter on January 1, 2012 at 9:31

He will be ok Billy.  2012 has found him to be fit and healthy.  A handsome free ranger with a following of lovely young ladies 

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Permalink Reply by Billy Oneale on January 1, 2012 at 22:19

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Permalink Reply by J.J. Smith III on January 1, 2012 at 23:54

 

 

 

 

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FeaturedPermalink Reply by Craig Henry on January 3, 2012 at 0:00

Retirement Planning


If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock a couple of years ago, it would now be worth $49.00.

With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1000.00.

With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.

If you had purchased $1000 of Delta Air Lines stock you would have $49.00 left.

But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer/wine one year ago, drank all the beer/wine, then turned in the cans/bottlesfor the recycling REFUND, you would have had $214.00.

Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.

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FeaturedPermalink Reply by Craig Henry on January 3, 2012 at 17:20

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Permalink Reply by Jan Carter on January 3, 2012 at 18:49

Now THAT is a plan!!!!!!!!!!!!

Craig Henry said:

Retirement Planning


If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock a couple of years ago, it would now be worth $49.00.

With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1000.00.

With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.

If you had purchased $1000 of Delta Air Lines stock you would have $49.00 left.

But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer/wine one year ago, drank all the beer/wine, then turned in the cans/bottlesfor the recycling REFUND, you would have had $214.00.

Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.

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Permalink Reply by Billy Oneale on January 3, 2012 at 21:50

Those are funny, Craig.

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Permalink Reply by Billy Oneale on January 3, 2012 at 21:52

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FeaturedPermalink Reply by Craig Henry on January 4, 2012 at 1:35

Differences Between men and Women;

NICKNAMES · If Sheila, Candy and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Sheila, Candy and Sarah. · If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Bubba and Wildman .

EATING OUT · When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.. · When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.

MONEY · A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. · A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale.

BATHROOMS · A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel. · The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.

ARGUMENTS · A woman has the last word in any argument. · Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

FUTURE · A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. · A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

MARRIAGE · A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. · A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.

DRESSING UP · A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the trash, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail. · A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.

NATURAL · Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.. · Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

OFFSPRING · Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams. · A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY A married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing!

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Permalink Reply by J.J. Smith III on January 4, 2012 at 8:40

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