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Life is too short.

I thought I would start a discussion on something not related to knives, or maybe you have something related to knives to share that might generate a smile or give someone a good laugh. We all need to see the humor in life once in a while. I get some pretty funny e-mails sent to me once in a while. The snip thing in windows 7 make it easy to copy all most anything you want. I don't know if this is the right place to do this or not, but here it is anyway. Please feel free to add something to this discussion you might find funny. You may just make some one giggle or smile.

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Permalink Reply by Jan Carter on January 16, 2012 at 21:18

ROFL Stephen

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Permalink Reply by J.J. Smith III on January 18, 2012 at 8:31

FIVE RULES TO REMEMBER IN LIFE

1. Money can not buy happiness, but it’s more comfortable to cry in a
Corvette than on a bicycle.

2. Forgive your enemy, but remember his name.

3. If you help someone when they're in trouble, they will remember you
when they're in trouble again.

4. Many people are alive only because it’s illegal to shoot them.

5. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then neither does milk.

THERE YOU HAVE IT.

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Permalink Reply by J.J. Smith III on January 19, 2012 at 7:44

I became confused when I heard the word "Service" used with these agencies:

Internal Revenue 'Service' U.S. Postal 'Service' Telephone 'Service' Cable TV 'Service' Civil 'Service' State, City, County & Public 'Service' Customer 'Service'

This is not what I thought 'Service' meant.

But today, I overheard two farmers talking, and one of them said he had hired a bull to 'Service' a few cows. BAM!!! It all came into focus. Now I understand what all those agencies are doing to us.

I would hope that you are now just as enlightened as I am.

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Permalink Reply by Jan Carter on January 19, 2012 at 19:04

ROFL

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Permalink Reply by Billy Oneale on January 19, 2012 at 19:52

I am very enlightened now.

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Permalink Reply by Billy Oneale on January 19, 2012 at 22:17

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Permalink Reply by J.J. Smith III on January 19, 2012 at 22:34

Customer Service - 01

Samsung Electronics
Caller:        'Can you give me the telephone number for Jack?'
Operator:   'I'm sorry, sir, I don't understand who you are talking about.'
Caller:        'On page 1, section 5, of the user guide it clearly states that I
                Need to unplug the fax machine from the AC wall socket and
                 Telephone Jack before cleaning. Now, can you give me the
                 Number for Jack?'
Operator:     'I think it means the telephone plug on the wall.'