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Life is too short.

I thought I would start a discussion on something not related to knives, or maybe you have something related to knives to share that might generate a smile or give someone a good laugh. We all need to see the humor in life once in a while. I get some pretty funny e-mails sent to me once in a while. The snip thing in windows 7 make it easy to copy all most anything you want. I don't know if this is the right place to do this or not, but here it is anyway. Please feel free to add something to this discussion you might find funny. You may just make some one giggle or smile.

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FeaturedPermalink Reply by Charles Sample on April 13, 2013 at 12:32

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2021 CalendarPermalink Reply by J.J. Smith III on April 13, 2013 at 14:15

Better not let Jan see this one...LOL

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Permalink Reply by Ron Cooper on April 13, 2013 at 14:25

Ouch!

J.J. Smith III said:

Better not let Jan see this one...LOL

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FeaturedPermalink Reply by Charles Sample on April 13, 2013 at 15:03

I've already been reprimanded by my daughter for this one.

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Better not let Jan see this one...LOL

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Permalink Reply by Chuck Parham on April 14, 2013 at 15:19

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Permalink Reply by Billy Oneale on April 14, 2013 at 22:23

I found some of these stories in an edition of jailbirds.
STUPID CRIMINALS

A man was arrested after throwing a brick into the plexiglass window of a jewelry store. The brick bounced back and hit him in the head, knocking him out until the police arrived and arrested him.

Police interrogated a suspect by placing a metal colander on his head with wires attached to it and a photo copy machine. The message, "He's lying" was placed in the copier and police pressed the copy button each time they thought the suspect was lying. Believing the lie detector was working, the suspect confessed.

Burglars in Maryland tried to cut through a safe using a lazer tag gun.

Police in Los Angeles had good luck with a robbery suspect who just couldn't control himself during a line up.when detectives asked each person to repeat the words, " Give me all your money or I'll shoot," the man blurted out, " That's not what I said!"

When 2 service station attendants refused to hand over the cash to a drunk robber, the man threatened to call the police. They still didn't hand over the cash, so the robber called the police and ended up being arrested.

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FeaturedPermalink Reply by Charles Sample on April 14, 2013 at 22:48

Billy, fortunately for the rest of us, most crooks are dumb.

I liked the bank robber who wrote his holdup note on one of his own deposit slips!

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Permalink Reply by Billy Oneale on April 14, 2013 at 22:53

Thank God for that. Politicians are really only the smart crooks.

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2021 CalendarPermalink Reply by J.J. Smith III on April 15, 2013 at 7:46

Subject: Texting

A wife, being the romantic sort, sent her husband a text:
"If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.
If you are laughing, send me your smile.
If you are eating, send me a bite.
If you are drinking send me a sip.
If you are crying, send me your tears.
I love you!"

The husband, typically nonromantic, replied,
"I am on the toilet. Please advise."