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In MemoriamPermalink Reply by Scott King on May 10, 2009 at 19:53

I'll stay away from the meat, thank you very much. How 'bout you serve grits?

2021 CalendarPermalink Reply by J.J. Smith III on May 10, 2009 at 23:05

We got grits...

What Is Grits?

Nobody knows. Some folks believe grits are grown on bushes and are harvested by midgets by shaking the bushes after spreading sheets around them.
Many people feel that grits are made from ground up bits of white corn. These are obviously lies spread by Communists and terrorists.
Nothing as good as a Grits can be made from corn.

The most recent research suggests that the mysterious Manna that God rained down upon the Israelites during their time in the Sinai Desert was most likely Grits.

Critics disagree, stating that there is no record of biscuits, butter, salt, and red eye gravy raining down from the sky, and that God would not punish his people by forcing them to eat Grits without these key ingredients.

2021 CalendarPermalink Reply by J.J. Smith III on May 16, 2009 at 0:53

Old Luke came in for the Friday Special...

He said that he had some "concerns" about that "King" fella...
First off he aint no Elvis or Richard Petty, (Now he's the KING.).
He saw that Scott was trying to pawn off his kids and his wifes car, on the bulletin board.
(Now that just ain't right.)
He's playin the heart-strings of 2 of the waitresses, here at the diner,
(That ain't right either.).
I told him that he should go over to the General Store and talk to Scott about this. He said that he wanted to stay at the diner because he had a front row seat for the "cat fight".
(NOW THAT SHORE AIN'T RIGHT !)
Told y'all that Luke likes to talk "cash junk".

In MemoriamPermalink Reply by Scott King on May 23, 2009 at 7:26

yeah boy....things always "read" worse than they really are.

In MemoriamPermalink Reply by Scott King on May 23, 2009 at 7:27

LOL..."Many people feel that grits are made from ground up bits of white corn. These are obviously lies spread by Communists and terrorists." :)

2021 CalendarPermalink Reply by J.J. Smith III on June 12, 2009 at 15:56

Someone keeps taking my "Daily Specials" sign down.

2021 CalendarPermalink Reply by J.J. Smith III on June 23, 2009 at 10:28

"It's not just for breakfast anymore."...

2021 CalendarPermalink Reply by J.J. Smith III on June 26, 2009 at 22:44

Nice place you got here. You don't happen to have a waitress named Juanita here, do you ?

Permalink Reply by Steve Hanner on July 7, 2009 at 17:54

If you'll deep fry the squirrel. Do you offer thre sides with that meat? HOG

2021 CalendarPermalink Reply by J.J. Smith III on July 7, 2009 at 18:03

Dinners come with one side and bread.
Extra sides are available, what's on your mind?

Permalink Reply by Steve Hanner on July 12, 2009 at 21:11

Its always a meat and three ...corn bread or fried dough, potato prefer hush puppies and corn or corn...mmm...mmm.HOG

2021 CalendarPermalink Reply by J.J. Smith III on July 13, 2009 at 0:07

Do you realize how hard it is to find good roadkill vegetables ?

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