If plates are called saucers, and Aliens travel in Flying Saucers, I wondered if there is a correlation between the two? After all Crop Circle patterns are really nothing more than plate patterns. So, if I can find the right Crop Circle pattern that matches my plate pattern, maybe the Aliens might beam up my dirty dishes and have them cleaned? Merde! My plate patterns don't match any Crop Circle patterns.

Hhhmmmm.....

If Baptists wash away sins with water, maybe they could clean up my dishes, along with my past transgressions?
The Right Reverend gave me a right earful when I mentioned this to him. Well, H-E-double Hockey Sticks!

Hhhmmmm...........

If I made a pact with the Devi,l then he would have to take care of my kitchen sink full of dirty dishes. I made my pact, and the Devil took care of all the dirty dishes in my kitchen sink. Hooray!.... Now all I have to do is figure out how to get the dirty dishes out of my bathtub?