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There are those who keep telling me that my knife hobby is out of control.

Especially with Swiss Army Knives!

And that I am spending money like a drunken sailor on shore leave.

They don't understand. They don't hear the voices! They have never met...

Dog Buddha!

The Dog Buddha speaks to me late at night. He orders me to buy Swiss Army Knives.

I am helpless! Powerless over the Dog Buddha! It's not my fault!

You understand. Don't you? Well, don't you!

Please tell me you understand.

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ROFL< I understand Ron.  I have a teddy bear that tells me to buy more but I normally call him Donnie!

You finally got to the bottom of it!!

Now I know why everyone in the world owns at least one SAK!!!

Someone told me that this addiction - SAK addiction- is GOOD. So BUY ALL THE KNIVES!

ut oh! It sounds like the Dog Buddha has been whispering in your ear, too!

Has the Dog Buddha told you to "Buy Craig knives" yet? He will sooner or later. 

Uh, Craig! I have bad news for ya, my broster. Indeed, the Dog Buddha whispers into my ear, nightly. But lately he seems to be suggesting that he will soon be casting his spell upon YOU to BUY ME KNIVES!

You'd better get your duct tape and plastic wrap out - wrap your house - and pray to keep his mystic powers away from your home.

I will tell you in advance, though. Your efforts will be futile. You might as well get your credit card out now and start ordering my new knives! Just a suggestion. <grin>

I consult the voices in my head and/or the dog in all matters knife related.  The dog tends to be the voice of reason.

I have my tin foil hat on as we speak Ron......thanks for the warning! 

Yes, yes, our dog is much more reasonable and sensible in all matters, and I seriously consider all she's says.......now where's my squeek toy..........

I didn't see this post until this morning. It would explain a lot, since Christmas I have only looked at SAK's. I believe my proximity to the Dog Buddha, has taken it's toll on my will-power. So much so, that I spent 2 hours Sunday looking for original SAK. So here are all my SAKs.

Brad,

Do not fear. You are among friends. We understand. It's not your fault. You MUST obey the all powerful Dog Buddha! 

 

You MUST obey the Dog Buddha! You MUST obey the Dog Buddha! You MUST obey the Dog Buddha! You MUST obey the Dog Buddha! You MUST obey the Dog Buddha! You MUST obey the Dog Buddha! You MUST obey the Dog Buddha! You MUST obey the Dog Buddha! You MUST obey the Dog Buddha! You MUST obey the Dog Buddha! You MUST obey the Dog Buddha! You MUST obey the Dog Buddha! You MUST obey the Dog Buddha!

Yes. I MUST obey the Dog Buddha.

LOL.  This works with your wife?

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