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Permalink Reply by Billy Oneale on January 21, 2015 at 20:14

ROFL

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Permalink Reply by Steve Hanner on January 22, 2015 at 18:34

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Permalink Reply by Jan Carter on January 25, 2015 at 18:25

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Permalink Reply by Steve Hanner on January 25, 2015 at 19:47

Ha, ha Yes!

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Permalink Reply by J.J. Smith III on January 25, 2015 at 20:12

Yep. That's it.

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Permalink Reply by Steve Hanner on January 27, 2015 at 21:52

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Permalink Reply by Steve Hanner on January 30, 2015 at 22:08

We all have a little cowboy in us!

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Permalink Reply by J.J. Smith III on February 4, 2015 at 20:38

Larry and Bob, two friends, met in the park every day to feed the
pigeons, watch the squirrels and discuss world problems.One day Larry
didn't show up. Bob didn't think much about it and figured maybe he had
a cold or something.. But after Larry hadn't shown up for a week or so,
Bob really got worried. However, since the only time they ever got
together was at the park, Bob didn't know where Larry lived, so he was
unable to find out what had happened to him.

A month had passed, and Bob figured he had seen the last of Larry ,
but one day, Bob approached the park and -- lo and behold --there sat
Larry ! Bob was very excited and happy to see him and told him so.
Then he said, ‘For crying out loud Larry , what in the world happened to
you?

Larry replied, 'I have been in jail.'

'Jail!' cried Bob. What in the world for?'

'Well,' Larry said, 'you know Jane , that cute little blonde waitress
at the coffee shop where I sometimes go?'

'Yeah,' said Bob, 'I remember her. What about her?

'Well, one day she filed rape charges against me and, at 89 years old,
I was so proud that when I got into court, I pleaded 'guilty'.

'The damn judge gave me 30 days for perjury’.

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Permalink Reply by Jan Carter on February 7, 2015 at 18:18

A blonde driving a car became lost in a snowstorm. She didn't panic however, because she remembered what her dad had once told her. "If you ever get stuck in a snowstorm, just wait for a snow plow to come by and follow it." Sure enough, pretty soon a snow plow came by, and she started to follow it. She followed the plow for about forty-five minutes. Finally the driver of the truck got out and asked her what she was doing. And she explained that her dad had told her if she ever got stuck in a snow storm, to follow a plow. The driver nodded and said, "Well, I'm done with the Wal-Mart parking lot, do you want to follow me over to Best Buy now?"

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FeaturedPermalink Reply by Charles Sample on February 7, 2015 at 18:27

LOL  Good one Jan!

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Permalink Reply by Billy Oneale on February 8, 2015 at 9:24

LOL

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Permalink Reply by J.J. Smith III on February 12, 2015 at 21:19

New Senior's Exam, you only need 4 correct out of 10 questions to pass. 1) How long did the Hundred Years' War last?   2) Which country makes  Panama hats? 3) From which animal do we get cat gut? 4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution? 5) What is a camel's hair brush made of?   6) The  Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal? 7) What was King George VI's first name? 8) What color is a purple finch? 9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from? 10) What is the color of the black box in a commercial airplane? Remember, you need only 4 correct answers to pass.

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