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Life is too short.

I thought I would start a discussion on something not related to knives, or maybe you have something related to knives to share that might generate a smile or give someone a good laugh. We all need to see the humor in life once in a while. I get some pretty funny e-mails sent to me once in a while. The snip thing in windows 7 make it easy to copy all most anything you want. I don't know if this is the right place to do this or not, but here it is anyway. Please feel free to add something to this discussion you might find funny. You may just make some one giggle or smile.

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Permalink Reply by Billy Oneale on October 21, 2011 at 20:22

That's good, JJ. Thanks for adding to this discussion.

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Permalink Reply by Billy Oneale on October 21, 2011 at 20:36

Ok, heres what happens when the women leave us to our own way of thinking.

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Permalink Reply by Jan Carter on October 22, 2011 at 13:50

OK Billie, the firepit is toooo funny!!!

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FeaturedPermalink Reply by Craig Henry on October 22, 2011 at 16:45

SENIORS AT DUNKIN DONUTS

A group of seniors were sitting around talking about all their ailments.

"My arms have gotten so weak I can hardly lift this cup of coffee," said one.

"Yes, I know," said another. "My cataracts are so bad, I can't even see my coffee."

"I couldn't even mark an "X" at election time, my hands are so crippled," volunteered a third.

"What? Speak up! What? I can't hear you!"

"I can't turn my head because of the arthritis in my neck," said a fourth,

to which several nodded weakly in agreement.

"My blood pressure pills make me so dizzy!" exclaimed another.

"I forget where I am, and where I'm going," said another.

"I guess that's the price we pay for getting old," winced an old man as he slowly shook his head.

The others nodded in agreement.

"Well, count your Blessings," said a woman cheerfully - - "Thank God we can all still drive."

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2021 CalendarPermalink Reply by J.J. Smith III on October 23, 2011 at 0:18

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FeaturedPermalink Reply by Craig Henry on October 23, 2011 at 0:20

LOL! I resemble that remark! LOL!

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Permalink Reply by Jan Carter on October 23, 2011 at 14:25

Me too, can someone tell me when it happened?

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FeaturedPermalink Reply by Craig Henry on October 23, 2011 at 15:58

I can't remember.

Jan Carter said:

Me too, can someone tell me when it happened?

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2021 CalendarPermalink Reply by J.J. Smith III on October 24, 2011 at 15:45

I'm passing this on because it worked for me today.

A Dr. on TV said to have inner peace we should always finish things we start & we all could use more calm in our lives.
I looked around my house to find things I'd started & hadn't finished;

so I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of wum, tha mainder of Valiuminun scriptins, an a box a chocletz.

Yu haf no idr how fablus I feel rite now.