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The Judge said to the defendant. "I thought I told you I never wanted to see you in here again."
"Your Honor," the criminal said, "that's what I tried to tell the police, but they wouldn't listen."
A police officer stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street.
"But officer," the man began, "I can explain."
"Just be quiet," snapped the officer. "I'm going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back."
"But, officer, I just wanted to say," "And I said to keep quiet! You're going to jail!"
A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner and said, "Lucky for you that the chief's at his daughter's wedding... He'll be in a good mood when he gets back."
"Don't count on it," answered the fellow in the cell. "I'm the groom."
Good ones, Steve.
Billy,
You might want to be afraid if the kitty looks like that one
Good one J.J. !!! Reminds me of a sign as you entered the chow hall of a delightful place that I once took a 14 week vacation at...TAKE ALL YOU WANT. EAT ALL YOU TAKE. And those charming and oh so helpful folks meant it too.
Her kitten doesn't have the gun.
Jan Carter said:
Billy,
You might want to be afraid if the kitty looks like that one
that's for sure billy...
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