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FeaturedPermalink Reply by Charles Sample on May 30, 2013 at 0:58

Amazing!  You actually got to chapter two!?

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Permalink Reply by J.J. Smith III on May 30, 2013 at 2:07

Thing is, while he's reading Chapter 2, they've RE-EDITED Chapter 1, AGAIN.

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Permalink Reply by Chuck Parham on May 30, 2013 at 4:39

The editor is female, right? Just when you think you know everything they change all the rules. You guys let me know how it turned out because I wrenched my back just getting this home from the book store.

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Permalink Reply by Chuck Parham on May 30, 2013 at 4:48

This never ceases to amaze me.

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Permalink Reply by J.J. Smith III on May 30, 2013 at 4:54

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Permalink Reply by Jan Carter on May 30, 2013 at 6:25

ROFLMAO!!!

J.J. Smith III said:

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Permalink Reply by J.J. Smith III on May 30, 2013 at 7:02

Y'all women know it's true.

I got a theory that says that y'all each have a book.

Passed down from your mothers.

ALL of them are basically the same, with the differences being in the cultural/regional aspects.

Y'all won't admit that it's true, but experience has born me out.

MEN BEWARE.  (Think about it.)

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FeaturedPermalink Reply by Craig Henry on May 30, 2013 at 17:01

So true JJ.  I'm married to equal parts of Irish/English with a BIG helping of American Indian. Help.

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FeaturedPermalink Reply by Craig Henry on May 31, 2013 at 16:49

Q: What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when she ate too fast?

A: Stop goblin your food.

Q: What do cats call mice on skateboards?

A: Meals on Wheels

Q: What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?

A: Launch meat

Q: What do you get if you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter?

A: Pumpkin pi

Q: Why can't you tell secrets in the farmer's garden?

A: Because the corn has ears and the potatoes have eyes

Q: What starts with the letter “t”, is filled with “t” and ends in “t”?

A: A teapot

Q. Why did the blonde stare at the bottle of orange juice for two hours?

A. Because it said 'concentrate'

Q: Why did the tomato turn red?

A: Because it saw the salad dressing

Q: Did the grape cry when someone stepped on it?

A: No, it just let out a little wine

Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

A: Because it felt crummy

Q: How do you turn a pumpkin into another vegetable?

A: Throw it up into the air, and it will come down squash

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Permalink Reply by Billy Oneale on June 1, 2013 at 22:37

Good ones.

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Permalink Reply by Chuck Parham on June 3, 2013 at 3:52

This really does pose a puzzling question.

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Permalink Reply by Chuck Parham on June 3, 2013 at 3:57

You really know who your friends are at a time like this!

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