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I thought I would start a discussion on something not related to knives, or maybe you have something related to knives to share that might generate a smile or give someone a good laugh. We all need to see the humor in life once in a while. I get some pretty funny e-mails sent to me once in a while. The snip thing in windows 7 make it easy to copy all most anything you want. I don't know if this is the right place to do this or not, but here it is anyway. Please feel free to add something to this discussion you might find funny. You may just make some one giggle or smile.

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Amazing!  You actually got to chapter two!?

Thing is, while he's reading Chapter 2, they've RE-EDITED Chapter 1, AGAIN.

The editor is female, right? Just when you think you know everything they change all the rules. You guys let me know how it turned out because I wrenched my back just getting this home from the book store.

This never ceases to amaze me.

ROFLMAO!!!

J.J. Smith III said:

Y'all women know it's true.

I got a theory that says that y'all each have a book.

Passed down from your mothers.

ALL of them are basically the same, with the differences being in the cultural/regional aspects.

Y'all won't admit that it's true, but experience has born me out.

MEN BEWARE.  (Think about it.)

So true JJ.  I'm married to equal parts of Irish/English with a BIG helping of American Indian. Help.

Q: What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when she ate too fast?

A: Stop goblin your food.

Q: What do cats call mice on skateboards?

A: Meals on Wheels

QWhat's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?

A: Launch meat

Q: What do you get if you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter?

A: Pumpkin pi

Q: Why can't you tell secrets in the farmer's garden?

A: Because the corn has ears and the potatoes have eyes

QWhat starts with the letter “t”, is filled with “t” and ends in “t”?

A: A teapot

Q. Why did the blonde stare at the bottle of orange juice for two hours?

A. Because it said 'concentrate'

QWhy did the tomato turn red?

A: Because it saw the salad dressing

QDid the grape cry when someone stepped on it?

ANo, it just let out a little wine

QWhy did the cookie go to the doctor?

A: Because it felt crummy

Q: How do you turn a pumpkin into another vegetable?

A: Throw it up into the air, and it will come down squash

Good ones.

This really does pose a puzzling question.

You really know who your friends are at a time like this!

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