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Life is too short.

I thought I would start a discussion on something not related to knives, or maybe you have something related to knives to share that might generate a smile or give someone a good laugh. We all need to see the humor in life once in a while. I get some pretty funny e-mails sent to me once in a while. The snip thing in windows 7 make it easy to copy all most anything you want. I don't know if this is the right place to do this or not, but here it is anyway. Please feel free to add something to this discussion you might find funny. You may just make some one giggle or smile.

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Permalink Reply by J.J. Smith III on December 13, 2012 at 16:12

Meaning of "OLD"

'OLD' IS WHEN... Your sweetie says, 'Let's go upstairs and make love,' and you answer, 'Pick one; I can't do both!'

'OLD' IS WHEN... Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot.

'OLD' IS WHEN... Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.

'OLD' IS WHEN... You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.

'OLD' IS WHEN... You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police.

'OLD' IS WHEN... 'Getting a little action' means you don't need to take a laxative today.

'OLD' IS WHEN... 'Getting lucky' means you find your car in the parking lot.

'OLD' IS WHEN... An 'all nighter' means not getting up to use the bathroom.

'OLD' IS WHEN... You're not sure if these are facts or jokes.

I don't remember if this joke was posted before. I don't remember why I don't remember, but there has to be a reason why I don't remember. I just don't remember why.

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FeaturedPermalink Reply by Craig Henry on December 13, 2012 at 16:18

I don't know if I should laugh or cry.

Now, what were we talking about.........

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Permalink Reply by Sue OldsWidow on December 13, 2012 at 16:33

Old is when Post-it notes are bought by the gross, because you forget where you put them.....rofl

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FeaturedPermalink Reply by Craig Henry on December 13, 2012 at 16:38

LOL!

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Permalink Reply by Steve Hanner on December 14, 2012 at 19:09

Not yet but hopefully by next year!

Craig Henry said:

No grandkids? They're the best kind.....have fun with them, then send them home! LOL!

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Permalink Reply by Billy Oneale on December 14, 2012 at 19:53

Sometimes I wish that. Being able to send them home.

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FeaturedPermalink Reply by Craig Henry on December 14, 2012 at 23:51

I have the battle scars from raising two boys. Now it's THEIR TURN.....while I sit back and enjoy myself!

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Permalink Reply by Steve Hanner on December 27, 2012 at 12:22

Just checking these out again, I can't remember them when I need to! FWIW

J.J. Smith III said:

Texting for Seniors

Teens have theirs, now seniors have their own texting codes (LOL OMG e.g.). I thought the following listing was appropriate .... after all the kids have all their little codes...like BFF, LOL, etc. So here are some codes for seniors:

ATD - At the Doctor's

BFF - Best Friends Funeral

BTW - Bring the Wheelchair

BYOT - Bring Your Own Teeth

CBM - Covered by Medicare

CUATSC - See You at the Senior Center

DWI - Driving While Incontinent

FWBB - Friend with Beta Blockers

FWIW - Forgot Where I Was

FYI - Found Your Insulin

GGPBL - Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low

GHA - Got Heartburn Again

HGBM - Had Good Bowel Movement

IMHO - Is My Hearing-Aid On?

LMDO - Laughing My Dentures Out

LOL - Living on Lipitor

LWO - Lawrence Welk's On

OMMR - On My Massage Recliner

OMSG - Oh My! Sorry, Gas

ROFL..CGU - Rolling on the Floor Laughing...Can't get Up!

TOT - Texting on Toilet

TTYL - Talk to You Louder

WAITT - Who Am I Talking To?

WTFA - Wet the Furniture Again

WTP - Where're the Prunes

WWNO - Walker Wheels Need Oil

Hope these help. GGLKI (Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking in!)