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Amazing! You actually got to chapter two!?
Thing is, while he's reading Chapter 2, they've RE-EDITED Chapter 1, AGAIN.
The editor is female, right? Just when you think you know everything they change all the rules. You guys let me know how it turned out because I wrenched my back just getting this home from the book store.
Y'all women know it's true.
I got a theory that says that y'all each have a book.
Passed down from your mothers.
ALL of them are basically the same, with the differences being in the cultural/regional aspects.
Y'all won't admit that it's true, but experience has born me out.
MEN BEWARE. (Think about it.)
So true JJ. I'm married to equal parts of Irish/English with a BIG helping of American Indian. Help.
Q: What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when she ate too fast?
A: Stop goblin your food.
Q: What do cats call mice on skateboards?
A: Meals on Wheels
Q: What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
A: Launch meat
Q: What do you get if you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter?
A: Pumpkin pi
Q: Why can't you tell secrets in the farmer's garden?
A: Because the corn has ears and the potatoes have eyes
Q: What starts with the letter “t”, is filled with “t” and ends in “t”?
A: A teapot
Q. Why did the blonde stare at the bottle of orange juice for two hours?
A. Because it said 'concentrate'
Q: Why did the tomato turn red?
A: Because it saw the salad dressing
Q: Did the grape cry when someone stepped on it?
A: No, it just let out a little wine
Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
A: Because it felt crummy
Q: How do you turn a pumpkin into another vegetable?
A: Throw it up into the air, and it will come down squash
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