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Life is too short.

I thought I would start a discussion on something not related to knives, or maybe you have something related to knives to share that might generate a smile or give someone a good laugh. We all need to see the humor in life once in a while. I get some pretty funny e-mails sent to me once in a while. The snip thing in windows 7 make it easy to copy all most anything you want. I don't know if this is the right place to do this or not, but here it is anyway. Please feel free to add something to this discussion you might find funny. You may just make some one giggle or smile.

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Permalink Reply by J.J. Smith III on January 22, 2012 at 16:36

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Permalink Reply by Jan Carter on January 24, 2012 at 18:27

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Permalink Reply by Billy Oneale on January 24, 2012 at 22:45

I could relate to that. That sounds like me 34 years ago.

J.J. Smith III said:

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Permalink Reply by Billy Oneale on January 24, 2012 at 22:46

Good sign, Jan. Where I live, everyone has a gun or two.

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Permalink Reply by Jan Carter on January 25, 2012 at 17:28

I'll bet this neighborhood is "fun" during elections LOL

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Permalink Reply by Billy Oneale on January 25, 2012 at 21:53

WHY YOU NEVER QUESTION A DRUNK...

I was shopping at the local supermarket where I selected:

A half gallon of 2% milk

A carton of eggs

A quart of orange juice

A head of lettuce

A 2lb can of coffee

A 1lb package of bacon

As I was unloading my items on to the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind me watched as I placed the items in front of the cashier.

While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk calmly stated, 'You must be single.'

I was a bit startled by this proclamation, but was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since I indeed had never found Mr Right. I looked at the 6 items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about my selections that would have tipped the off the drunk to my marital status..

Curiosity getting the better of me, I said 'Yes you are correct. But how on earth did you know that?'

The drunk replied, ' Cause you're ugly.'

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Permalink Reply by Jan Carter on January 26, 2012 at 18:16

OMG, I laughed so hard I cried. That is funny

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Permalink Reply by J.J. Smith III on January 26, 2012 at 18:22

If Wal-Mart is lowering prices every day,

how come nothing is free yet?

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Permalink Reply by stephen tungate on January 26, 2012 at 19:36

i agree jj....good one..

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Permalink Reply by Jan Carter on January 28, 2012 at 13:03

Several years ago, Andy was sentenced to prison. During his stay, he got along well with the guards and all his fellow inmates. The warden saw that deep down, Andy was a good person and made arrangements for Andy to learn a trade while doing his time.

After 3 years, Andy was recognized as one of the best carpenters in the local area. Often he would be given a weekend pass to do odd jobs for the citizens of the community, and he always reported back to prison before Sunday night was over.

The warden was thinking of remodeling his kitchen and in fact had done much of the work himself. But he lacked the skills to build a set of kitchen cupboards and a large counter top which he had promised his wife. So he called Andy into his office and asked him to complete the job for him. But, alas, Andy refused. He told the warden, ''Gosh, I'd really like to help you but counter fitting is what got me into prison in the first place