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Permalink Reply by Steve Hanner on April 4, 2015 at 20:12

well I have no birds quite like that!

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Permalink Reply by Jan Carter on April 5, 2015 at 8:20

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Permalink Reply by Jan Carter on October 18, 2016 at 20:10

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FeaturedPermalink Reply by Charles Sample on October 18, 2016 at 21:22

Good one Jan!

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Permalink Reply by Billy Oneale on October 18, 2016 at 22:23

Nice, Jan. I was thinking about this discussion the other night. Lots of funny things in it. I need to find more stuf.

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KnifeMakerPermalink Reply by Sergi C. Heideman on October 19, 2016 at 20:28

Hope you don't mind that I plagiarized the one about getting clothes back from the thrift shop and posted it to Facebook. Even my son who seldom contacts me responded. Thanks!
 
Craig Henry said:

These kinda remind me of  Henny Youngman - anyone here old enough to remember him?!

 

- My neighbor knocked on my door at 2:30 am this morning; can
you believe that ... 2:30 am? Luckily for him I was still up playing my Bagpipes.

 

- I saw a poor old lady fall over today on the ice!! At least I presume she was poor - she only had $1.20 in her purse.

 

- My girlfriend thinks that I'm a stalker. Well, she's not exactly my girlfriend yet.

 

- I was explaining to my wife last night that when you die you get reincarnated but must come back as a different creature.
She said she would like to come back as a cow. I said, "You're obviously not listening."

 

- The wife has been missing a week now. Police said to prepare for the worst. So I went to the thrift shop to get all her clothes back.

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Permalink Reply by Billy Oneale on October 19, 2016 at 21:23

LOL

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Permalink Reply by Jan Carter on October 19, 2016 at 21:27

ROFL!!!!

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Permalink Reply by Jan Carter on October 20, 2016 at 18:45

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Permalink Reply by Billy Oneale on October 20, 2016 at 18:52

Nice.

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FeaturedPermalink Reply by Charles Sample on October 20, 2016 at 19:29

You might have taken a shot in the dark there Jan but you were right on target!  LOL

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Permalink Reply by Jan Carter on November 17, 2016 at 18:25

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