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well I have no birds quite like that!
Good one Jan!
Hope you don't mind that I plagiarized the one about getting clothes back from the thrift shop and posted it to Facebook. Even my son who seldom contacts me responded. Thanks!
Craig Henry said:
These kinda remind me of Henny Youngman - anyone here old enough to remember him?!
- My neighbor knocked on my door at 2:30 am this morning; can
you believe that ... 2:30 am? Luckily for him I was still up playing my Bagpipes.
- I saw a poor old lady fall over today on the ice!! At least I presume she was poor - she only had $1.20 in her purse.
- My girlfriend thinks that I'm a stalker. Well, she's not exactly my girlfriend yet.
- I was explaining to my wife last night that when you die you get reincarnated but must come back as a different creature.
She said she would like to come back as a cow. I said, "You're obviously not listening."- The wife has been missing a week now. Police said to prepare for the worst. So I went to the thrift shop to get all her clothes back.
ROFL!!!!
You might have taken a shot in the dark there Jan but you were right on target! LOL
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