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2021 CalendarPermalink Reply by J.J. Smith III on April 1, 2010 at 15:38

This, from The Buffalo News,

Police: Drunk Pa. man tried to revive dead opossum
The Associated Press
Updated: March 27, 2010, 6:52 am
Published: March 26, 2010, 2:29 pm

Police say they charged a Pennsylvania man with public drunkenness after he was seen trying to resuscitate a long-dead opossum along a highway. State police Trooper Jamie Levier says several witnesses saw 55-year-old Donald Wolfe, of Brookville, near the animal Thursday along Route 36 in Oliver Township, about 65 miles northeast of Pittsburgh.

The trooper says one person saw Wolfe kneeling before the animal and gesturing as though he were conducting a seance. He says another saw Wolfe attempting to give mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.

Levier says the animal already had been dead a while.

The Associated Press could not locate a home telephone number for Wolfe.

2021 CalendarPermalink Reply by J.J. Smith III on June 18, 2010 at 18:15

Coming soon, to an automat in your area...

Permalink Reply by Halicon on April 25, 2011 at 6:49

Amazing that the guy got off with public drunkenness. Blatanly obvious that there were something besides the old yeast germs playing that charade.

2021 CalendarPermalink Reply by J.J. Smith III on April 25, 2011 at 10:45

A wide range of responses cross my mind, but I think I'll leave this one "On the road".

2021 CalendarPermalink Reply by J.J. Smith III on May 5, 2011 at 9:48

Maybe they should try for "smaller" game?

Permalink Reply by Jan Carter on May 5, 2011 at 16:44

Maybe they should have left that ivory handled whittler at home

In MemoriamPermalink Reply by Robert Burris on May 5, 2011 at 16:50

I hate when that happens.

2021 CalendarPermalink Reply by J.J. Smith III on May 5, 2011 at 17:00

Monkey see, monkey do...

Permalink Reply by Jan Carter on May 5, 2011 at 17:02

How did you get those peach pit monkeys to do that?

In MemoriamPermalink Reply by D ale on May 5, 2011 at 17:06

 

"LIKE"

Jan Carter said:

Maybe they should have left that ivory handled whittler at home

2021 CalendarPermalink Reply by J.J. Smith III on May 5, 2011 at 22:37

They got a snoot full of Moon, er, um, "Monkey"shine.

Jan Carter said:

How did you get those peach pit monkeys to do that?

Permalink Reply by Jan Carter on May 6, 2011 at 17:51

you must have soaked them good, they look like thier having a good time

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