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Well, my girl is upset with me.  Again.

She says I love my pocketknives more than I love her.  So I told her that's not true and I told her she has a sweet body....just like that antique coke bottle form knife that I bought 3 weeks ago.

She seemed a bit more peturbed, so I tried to get the subject off of knives since that seems to be her problem area!

So I told her I love her nearly as much as my favorite old 1911 handgun.

How come I have to sleep on the couch if it's my house??

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Comment by Lee Saunders on May 26, 2012 at 21:30

oh god stephen now I'm laughing again.  And I have to excplain why...I mean, make up a lie.

Comment by stephen tungate on May 26, 2012 at 20:54

thats funny i don,t care who you are.and my girls body looks like a hump back that reminds me i need a new whittler.....thanks alot lee i'm on the couch now....

Comment by Billy Oneale on May 25, 2012 at 0:06

Oh yeah! I love this discussion, Find some knives that she likes. I buy pink ones and leg knives for my special girl, oh and I let her buy all the kitchen gadgets she wants.  Well, it works for me anyway. This is a really great thread.

Comment by Lee Saunders on May 24, 2012 at 22:02

HAHAHA.....my cheeks hurt from laughing.  You guys are grreat.

Comment by Jan Carter on May 24, 2012 at 17:55

ROFL......

It all sounded right to me Lee

Comment by Lee Saunders on May 24, 2012 at 9:43

Ya think?  No love from the guys huh?  oooops hahahah

On the other hand she loves me because I have a big gun.  lol

 

Comment by johnny twoshoes on May 24, 2012 at 9:24

I happen to have 0 personal experience in that category, but I'm with Hog, LOL.

Seriously though, I think if you commented and focused less on knives, maybe you would get somewhere. I know you love your hobby, but she doesn't seem to. So, I would back off of it when I'm around her.

Good luck buddy, ohh yeah and when you have to get rid of your collection, give me a call I'd be interested in the Coke Bottle.

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