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Well, my girl is upset with me. Again.
She says I love my pocketknives more than I love her. So I told her that's not true and I told her she has a sweet body....just like that antique coke bottle form knife that I bought 3 weeks ago.
She seemed a bit more peturbed, so I tried to get the subject off of knives since that seems to be her problem area!
So I told her I love her nearly as much as my favorite old 1911 handgun.
How come I have to sleep on the couch if it's my house??
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Comment by Lee Saunders on May 26, 2012 at 21:30
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oh god stephen now I'm laughing again. And I have to excplain why...I mean, make up a lie.
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Comment by stephen tungate on May 26, 2012 at 20:54
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thats funny i don,t care who you are.and my girls body looks like a hump back that reminds me i need a new whittler.....thanks alot lee i'm on the couch now....
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Comment by Billy Oneale on May 25, 2012 at 0:06
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Oh yeah! I love this discussion, Find some knives that she likes. I buy pink ones and leg knives for my special girl, oh and I let her buy all the kitchen gadgets she wants. Well, it works for me anyway. This is a really great thread.
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HAHAHA.....my cheeks hurt from laughing. You guys are grreat.
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Comment by Jan Carter on May 24, 2012 at 17:55
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ROFL......
It all sounded right to me Lee
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Ya think? No love from the guys huh? oooops hahahah
On the other hand she loves me because I have a big gun. lol
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Comment by johnny twoshoes on May 24, 2012 at 9:24
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I happen to have 0 personal experience in that category, but I'm with Hog, LOL.
Seriously though, I think if you commented and focused less on knives, maybe you would get somewhere. I know you love your hobby, but she doesn't seem to. So, I would back off of it when I'm around her.
Good luck buddy, ohh yeah and when you have to get rid of your collection, give me a call I'd be interested in the Coke Bottle.
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