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The ten commandments for knife collectors

First off, Iv'e been a minister for many years.Saying that, this is my spin on the ten commandments in regards to knife collectors. It is meant to be read in a lighthearted manner.....so here we go.

1. Don't love your new Boker knife more than God.

2. Don't carve any graven images to God with that 'ole whittler.

3. Don't cuss with God's name when you slice your finger open with that vintage Queen folder.

4. You can buy G.E.C. knives on the Sabbath, but go to Church first.

5. Honor your dad and mom by not selling their old Imperial knives just to get that new Case.

6. Don't murder nobody with that Buck 110.

7. Don't be letting your Camillus be resting on some else's night stand.

8. Don't be stealing any of those SOGs.

9. Don't be telling everyone that your neighbor pays someone else to sharpen his knives.

10. Don't be wishing you had your neighbors knife collection......get your own.

Well, there ya go. The ten commandments for those knife collectors out there.

 

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Comment by peter force on February 12, 2013 at 16:01
this is a great spin on the 10!...AMEN!
Comment by J.J. Smith III on January 29, 2013 at 19:05

What happens with #3, when I don't own a vintage Queen? 

Still cut myself plenty though....

Comment by Jan Carter on January 29, 2013 at 18:15

Steven,

Words to live by LOL

Comment by Steven Matthew on January 29, 2013 at 14:05
Lol, Brad
Comment by Brad T. on January 29, 2013 at 14:00
Testify! Brother Steven. Amen!
Comment by Steven Matthew on January 29, 2013 at 9:43

LOL. I thought it would be fun to come up with it.

Comment by Ron Cooper on January 29, 2013 at 1:42

Classic! Thanks for the chuckles and the chortles I got when I read those commandments. Can I get an amen!

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