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Life is too short.

I thought I would start a discussion on something not related to knives, or maybe you have something related to knives to share that might generate a smile or give someone a good laugh. We all need to see the humor in life once in a while. I get some pretty funny e-mails sent to me once in a while. The snip thing in windows 7 make it easy to copy all most anything you want. I don't know if this is the right place to do this or not, but here it is anyway. Please feel free to add something to this discussion you might find funny. You may just make some one giggle or smile.

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Permalink Reply by J.J. Smith III on November 13, 2011 at 19:23

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Permalink Reply by J.J. Smith III on November 14, 2011 at 8:20

SAY WHAT?

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FeaturedPermalink Reply by Craig Henry on November 14, 2011 at 16:35

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Permalink Reply by Jan Carter on November 14, 2011 at 18:39

I asked the lady at the cell phone store for one I would know how to use

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Permalink Reply by Billy Oneale on November 14, 2011 at 21:37

Now that's a cool looking phone.

Jan Carter said:

I asked the lady at the cell phone store for one I would know how to use

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Permalink Reply by Billy Oneale on November 14, 2011 at 21:38

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Permalink Reply by J.J. Smith III on November 14, 2011 at 22:40

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FeaturedPermalink Reply by Craig Henry on November 15, 2011 at 0:48

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Permalink Reply by Billy Oneale on November 15, 2011 at 12:36

Ha Ha ha! very funny, especially the last one.

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Permalink Reply by Jan Carter on November 15, 2011 at 19:15

Redneck computer terms

Log On: Makin' the wood stove hotter.

Log Off: Don't add no wood.

Monitor: Keepin' an eye on the wood stove.

Download: Gettin' the firewood off the pickup.

Mega Hertz: When yer not careful down loadin'.

Floppy Disk: Whatcha git from pilin' too much firewood.

Ram: The hydrolic thingy that splits the firewood.

Hard Drive: Getting' home in the winter season.

Prompt: What you wish the mail was in the winter.

Windows: What to shut when it's below 15 below.

Screen: What 'cha need for the black fly season.

Byte: That's what the flies do.

Chip: What to munch on.

Micro Chip: What's left in the bottom of the bag.

Infrared: Where the left-overs go when Fred's around.

Modem: What 'cha did to the hay fields.

Dot Matrix: Farmer Matrix's wife.

Lap Top: Where little kids feel comfy.

Keyboard: Where ya hang your keys.

Software: Them plastic eatin' utensils.

Mouse: Whats eats the horses grain.

Main Frame: Hold up the barn roof.

Port: Fancy wine.

Enter: C'mon in.

Random Access Memory: You can't remember whatcha' paid for that new rifle when your wife asks.