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Comment by Jan Carter on May 10, 2011 at 16:45

OK, so we can certainly have fish on the menu.  JJ, if we marinate it in the beer, put the five spices on it, cook it on the sidewalk and serve it on a bed of lettuce with possum grits on the side...do we qualify as diet food?  

Comment by J.J. Smith III on May 9, 2011 at 23:57

Speakin of fish,  y'all be sure to check out the latest "Fish Story".

Comment by J.J. Smith III on May 9, 2011 at 23:30

A "Skinny Possum"?

A friend sent me an e-mail the other day on "Southern Knowledge".  First thing on the list was,"A possum is a flat animal that sleeps in the middle of the road."

Other items that apply here at the diner are,  "You only own five spices: salt, pepper, mustard, Tabasco and ketchup"and   "Fried catfish is the other white meat". (If it falls outta the back of a pickup on the hiway),  And yes, Jan.  the lettuce is  considered roadkill.

 

How bout some roadkill beer with your meal?

Just want something sweet to tide you over till dinner?

You wont see THAT in one of them "DIVAS" commercials.

That's still not helping to come up with a "lite" menu, is it?

 

Comment by Jan Carter on May 9, 2011 at 21:18

Thats the spirit Stephen...ya'll keep thinking on some ingredients and I'll get us something diet for the roadkill cafe's menu yet.

Comment by stephen tungate on May 9, 2011 at 20:21

theres going to be plenty of dead fish from the flooding.nothing like rotten cat fish for your diet...

Comment by Jan Carter on May 9, 2011 at 18:41

OK, so now we have lettuce and a skinny roadkill possum.  Any more ingredients?  JJ, what do you think?

In Memoriam Comment by Robert Burris on May 9, 2011 at 17:40

A skinny roadkill possum might be considered a diet dish.

Comment by Jan Carter on May 9, 2011 at 17:26

Arthur its all good....I just cant think of a roadkill diet dish.  But let's all put our heads togeather and come up with something.  JJ, if it spills on the roadway can we use it for ingredients? 

BUCKEYE, AZ...A tractor-trailer heading eastbound and carrying 40,000 pounds of lettuce overturned, spilling lettuce all over the roadway.

Comment by J.J. Smith III on May 9, 2011 at 0:23

Like my profile pic is any better.

But the  food is good for something...

Comment by J.J. Smith III on May 5, 2011 at 9:44

TOOTHPICKS...

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